part 2 :)
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"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield -
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"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." - Anonymous -
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"There are 3 kinds of people in this world... those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!" - Anonymous -
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"If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?" - Anonymous -
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. - Anonymous -
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished. -- Leslie Nielsen -
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"My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone." - Anonymous -
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"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook -
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We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." - Elayne Boosler -
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Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors. -- Walter Winchell -
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"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." - Will Rogers -
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"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius." - Oscar Wilde -
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"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool." - Anonymous -
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My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does. - Henny Youngman -
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We cannot truly face life until we face the fact that it will be taken away from us. -- Billy Graham -
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane. -- Robert Orben -
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"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - Carl Zwanzig -
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"I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect." - Anonymous -
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"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." - Franklin P. Jones -
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"All work and no play, will make you a manager." - Anonymous
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I like this page, it is really funny (and a little more than the previous part, where I do not understand all because of my poor english)
Congratulations, I wait for part 3 !!
Congratulations, I wait for part 3 !!
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